A few excerpts from a recent comedy performance…
“I’m really enjoying my new pink bicycle. My husband was a little worried because I hadn’t ridden in so many years. Riding up and down these mountains in North Carolina can be compared to having you know what at our age…It might take you a while to make it all the way up to the top but then it’s a pretty fast ride downhill!”
” Folks are always asking us how my husband and I have managed to stay married for so many years. Why it’s not as if we haven’t had our differences. Once my husband even got mad enough to pack a bag and leave. He drove to the bank and took half the money out of our savings account. Then he went and filled up his gas tank..realized he just spent all the money and came back home. And who says being poor doesn’t have its benefits?”
” Obama is coming to Asheville next week to unwind. I wrote to him and offered to do a house swap. The hubby and I could also use a weekend of rest and relaxation.”
“I’ll even let Michelle ride my hot pink bike.”
